So when I was a kid, I got these migraine headaches. Bad enough that I had like prescription strength meds for them and they’d last for days on end. And we figured out one of the many things that might be setting them off, sort of a catalyst, was some chemical that is in doritos. How? Cause whenever I’d eat them I’d get a headache and then that could turn into a migraine.
So I stopped eating them for like, a decade plus.
But I’ve not had migraines in like, a decade plus, so I figured, “what the hell” right?
So I’ve been eating them again the past few months and, no problems.
Except now the past three or four times I’ve eaten them? Headaches.
Fuck you, doritos!
You are tasty and I enjoy you and you give me headaches because of some unique chemical in you!